when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper
my motto is “if it takes more than 5 minutes to cook i’d rather starve”
how to be a lil bitch:
- look like u
- act like u
- smell like u
- dance like u
- talk like u
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.